Stop what your doing look at me and talk directly to me if you want me to do something don’t think that muttering something unintelligable and half-heard while you are running out the door will get you the results you expect

You’re walking in a parade don’t argue with me about wearing sandles you need to be in walking shoes or tennis shoes not flip-flops!

Hey Taco Bell employee, You may be on your lunch break but do you have to sleep in the dining area? If you’re really that tired go home or nap in your car!

Wife picked up brownies and cupcakes for kids last day at school and called to complain about how much she had to spend, it was a shocker. Welcome to my world wifey…

Last day of school today kids need to be in class at 8:05 not leaving Vons store at 8:15

Finally showed up and full of excuses

Wife called at 10:50 and asked to meet for lunch at 11:30, its been over an hour since she called (11:55)and no sign of her. Looks like this will be another loonnnggg lunch. And she wonders why I don’t like meeting her for lunch.

Got my bb connected to tumblr - woo hoo

Wow, I now have a Tumblr account and it’s linked to my Twitter feed!